Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Sunday, September 24, 2006
These are some of my grandchildren, from L to R Dillon,Diane,Cory,Chantelle,Jesse at the back
The school holidays started on September16th returning on October2nd.
Chantelle who will be 11yrs old in November,spent her holidays with us this year
it was nice having her .
We went over to Wangaratta which is 54 klms from Yarrawonga, to have lunch with
cousins who live there.
The day was great for the kids, as living so far away from each other they dont see
each other very often.
But as all good things must end, we are taking her home Friday 29thSept ready for school
on the 2nd Oct.
When we take her home we will call in and see our eldest daughter who turns 41 on
Saturday30th, we can celebrate whith dinner befor returning home next day.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
An old lady is, reflecting on her long life, when suddenly her fairy godmother appears and says that she will grant the old lady three wishes"well now. I guess I would like to be rich." says theold lady.***POOF*** her rocking chair turns to solid gold."And, I guess I wouldn't mind being a beautiful young princess."
***POOF*** she turns into a lovely young woman. When the fairy godmother is asking what her third wish will be, the old woman's cat wanders past, so she says:---"Can you change him into a handsome prince.?" ***POOF*** and there stands this most handsome fellow she could imagine. While staring at him, he saunters over to her and whispers in her ear:--- "Bet you're bloody sorry now you had me neutered.!!!"
In the middle of harvesting the crop, a farmhand needs to obey the call of nature,so goes behind a tree, but whilst relieving himself, is stung by a bee right on the "tip."
He was in really unbearable pain naturally, but had heard of a good remedyfor such an occasion, so went over into the farmers kitchen and dropped his penis into a jug of buttermilk.
Just at that moment the farmers daughter came in, and with a very red face just stood and stared at him."have you never seen one of these before,?"he asked,to which she replied:--- "Oh yes,plenty;but this is the first time I've seen one being reloaded."
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Patsy Cline Tribute
"The Patsy Cline Show"
For the past 13 years, Barbara"a singer all her life", has been performing the Patsy Cline Show.
"All Barbara's clothes are made by the same dressmaker as Patsy Cline's in America".
There was a total of 8 costumes worn by Barbara during her performance, which we were
lucky enough to attend.
The show was at" Club Mulwala" one of three clubs we have in the area, the cost to members
was $35 that included two course dinner.
" Great Night Great Show"
After the show we were lucky enough to meet the lady herself
Friday, September 15, 2006
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Dear Dorothy dix
Dear Dorothy Dix.
I am a sailor in the Australian Navy my family lives in Perth Western Australia.My brother in law is a"pommie" living in Adelaide South Australia.My parents are disabled and unable to work,they depend on my two sisters who are prostitutes in Melbourne Victoria.
My brother is serving life for rape and burglary...I am going with an aboriginal prostitute,she solicits around the navy dock.She says she loves me but knows nothing of my family's background. We intend to marry as soon as her bigamy case is settled...me being white does not bother her at all.
When I get out of the navy we will open a whore house in Brisbane. My two sisters will work there and keep the business in the family.....My problem is this.....Due to the fact I will marry the girl and bring her into the family, should I tell about my brother in law being a "pommie"?????????
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Opening Day At Yarrawonga Lawn Bowls
The weather for the opening to our season was beautiful to say the least, we had twenty four players which allowed us to play triples. [Triples meaning teams of three a side playing two games of eight ends and I was lucky enough to be in the winning side].
Now that the season has offically opened we will play a competition we call pennant against other clubs in the surrounding districts, this means that teams will travel over
Monday, September 04, 2006
Just Me Again
Just thought I would pop in to tell you of a friend who came over for a cuppa[ that is tea or coffee] that was on sunday and she left monday, I was'nt sure what it was my bottomless cup or her hollow legs for the lenght taken to have that cuppa.
I wont mention any names i'll just point now you all know who it is....HA.HA.
Our lawn bowls season starts 7th september really looking forward to getting back on the greens
to catch up with my old mates and make some new ones.
Getting a little better at this blogging caper and enjoying it so as time goes on i hope get right