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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Irish.Medical.Dictionary.

Artery............ The study of Painting.
Bacteria.......... Back door to Cafeteria.
Barium............ What doctors do if patient Dies.
Bowel................ A letter like A.E.I.O.U.
Caesarian section.... A neighbourhood in Rome.
Cat-Scan........ .Searching for Pussy.
Cauterise....... Made eye contact with Her.
Coma......... Punctuation mark./. longer stay in Hospital.
D & C........... Where washington Is.
Dilate......... To live Longer.
Enema........ Opposite to Friend.
Fester........ Quicker
Fibula........ A small Lie
Genital....... Not a Jew.
G.I.Series......... A soldiers ball Game.
Hang-Nail......... Coat Hook.
Impotent......... Distinguished-Well Known.
Labour -Pain........ Getting hurt at Work.
Medical Staff......... Doctor's Cane.
Morbid............ Higher Offer.
Nitrates............... Cheaper than day Rates.
Node.......... Past tense of Known.
Outpatient........... A person who has Fainted.
Pap-Smear.............. A fatherhood Test.
Pelvis............... Elvis'Cousin.
Recovery-Room......... Place to do Upholstery.
Rectum............... Darn near Killed'em.
Secretion............... Hiding Something.
Seizure.............. Roman Emperor.
Tablet............ A small Table.
Terminal Illness......... Sick at the Airport.
Tumor............. More than One.
Urine............. Opposite of "you'reOut".
Varicose......... Not far Away.
Vein............ Conceited.

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