Irish.Medical.Dictionary.

Artery............ The study of Painting.

Bacteria.......... Back door to Cafeteria.

Barium............ What doctors do if patient Dies.

Bowel................ A letter like A.E.I.O.U.

Caesarian section.... A neighbourhood in Rome.

Cat-Scan........ .Searching for Pussy.

Cauterise....... Made eye contact with Her.

Coma......... Punctuation mark./. longer stay in Hospital.

D & C........... Where washington Is.

Dilate......... To live Longer.

Enema........ Opposite to Friend.

Fester........ Quicker

Fibula........ A small Lie

Genital....... Not a Jew.

G.I.Series......... A soldiers ball Game.

Hang-Nail......... Coat Hook.

Impotent......... Distinguished-Well Known.

Labour -Pain........ Getting hurt at Work.

Medical Staff......... Doctor's Cane.

Morbid............ Higher Offer.

Nitrates............... Cheaper than day Rates.

Node.......... Past tense of Known.

Outpatient........... A person who has Fainted.

Pap-Smear.............. A fatherhood Test.

Pelvis............... Elvis'Cousin.

Recovery-Room......... Place to do Upholstery.

Rectum............... Darn near Killed'em.

Secretion............... Hiding Something.

Seizure.............. Roman Emperor.

Tablet............ A small Table.

Terminal Illness......... Sick at the Airport.

Tumor............. More than One.

Urine............. Opposite of "you'reOut".

Varicose......... Not far Away.

Vein............ Conceited.