Gwen's Den

Thursday, September 21, 2006

"Belly Laughs"


An old lady is, reflecting on her long life, when suddenly her fairy godmother appears and says that she will grant the old lady three wishes"well now. I guess I would like to be rich." says theold lady.***POOF*** her rocking chair turns to solid gold."And, I guess I wouldn't mind being a beautiful young princess."
***POOF*** she turns into a lovely young woman. When the fairy godmother is asking what her third wish will be, the old woman's cat wanders past, so she says:---"Can you change him into a handsome prince.?" ***POOF*** and there stands this most handsome fellow she could imagine. While staring at him, he saunters over to her and whispers in her ear:--- "Bet you're bloody sorry now you had me neutered.!!!"
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In the middle of harvesting the crop, a farmhand needs to obey the call of nature,so goes behind a tree, but whilst relieving himself, is stung by a bee right on the "tip."
He was in really unbearable pain naturally, but had heard of a good remedyfor such an occasion, so went over into the farmers kitchen and dropped his penis into a jug of buttermilk.
Just at that moment the farmers daughter came in, and with a very red face just stood and stared at him."have you never seen one of these before,?"he asked,to which she replied:--- "Oh yes,plenty;but this is the first time I've seen one being reloaded."
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4 Comments:

  • Hi Mate
    a couple of belly laughs here , great jokes, Take care, jan

    By Blogger Jeanette, at September 21, 2006 10:10 pm  

  • Hi Gwen,

    LOL on the fair god mother, the little old lady and the nutered cat prince.

    I was thinking your were married in December the same as me, but I guess your weather was nicer than ours being in the tropics and all?

    Janice~

    By Blogger Janice, at September 22, 2006 3:35 pm  

  • Hi Gwen ~~ Couple of good jokes and The Patsy Cline Show must have been very
    good. Did Barbara sound anything like Patsy? I loved the card with poem your husband gave you. Sounds like a sweetie.
    Thanks for your comments, and I think
    your grand-daughter will like the little
    pizzas thingos. Take care, Gwen, Cheers,
    Merle.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 24, 2006 12:33 am  

  • Hi Gwen,

    Love the "reload" had a good chuckle. Site is looking good, keep it up.

    Teachers mark 98.5% !!!!

    Cazz
    xxxoooxxx

    By Blogger Cazz, at September 24, 2006 2:57 pm  

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