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Friday, March 09, 2007

"SCHITT"

The lineage is finally revealed.Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says,
"You don't know Jack Schitt."Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt. Awe Schitt,the fertilizer magnate, married
O.Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children:
Holie Schitt,Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt,and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parent's objections,Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock,and because her kids were living with them,
she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock,Meanwhile,Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt -Happens wedding.
The Schitt Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.

BullSchitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.He recently returned from Italy
with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says,"You don't know Jack Schitt,"you can correct them.
Family History Recorded By Crock O.Schitt.

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9 Comments:

  • Oh Gwen, This is so funny!!! Thanks for dropping by my blog.

    By Blogger RUTH, at March 09, 2007 10:49 pm  

  • Now Gwen...you shoulda told me this was going to be so funny...I almost spit out my mouthful of coffee from laughing! lol Thanks so much for my morning chuckle, love it!! xox

    By Blogger PEA, at March 09, 2007 11:59 pm  

  • Oh ... I've seen a lesser version. I loved the Happens addition. Who thinks up this stuff (too much time on their hands()

    By Blogger Pamela, at March 10, 2007 4:25 pm  

  • ahaha..had to read it out to hubby, very funny!

    By Blogger Sorlil, at March 10, 2007 8:05 pm  

  • G'Day mate
    Very Clever "who cares a Schitt" hehehehe. Rememember we just shared a few brandies, See you when you wake in the morning. Night mate ......Good morning when you read this

    By Blogger Jeanette, at March 12, 2007 12:14 am  

  • Very funny, I have to hand it to these people who dream these things up, thanks for the great laugh Cheers Margaret

    By Blogger Margaret, at March 12, 2007 7:20 pm  

  • Hahahaha .... thanks for the laugh. I have seen this before, but it cracks me up every time. Very clever.
    Take care, Meow

    By Blogger Meow, at March 13, 2007 1:36 pm  

  • Hi Gwen - these are really funny, thank you...

    and the Irish, loved those too..
    .. never mind, I found one HAHAHA

    By Blogger DellaB, at March 15, 2007 2:58 pm  

  • Hi,

    I think that one is full of. . .you know what too.

    Janice~

    By Blogger Janice, at March 16, 2007 3:11 pm  

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