Gwen's Den

Friday, December 15, 2006

"CLEANING"


! MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous .

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because... Nobody will ever be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because.. . I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! REMEMBER . . . .

6 Comments:

  • I like your style Gwen, I think IO will be happy to try that cleaning philosophy! I really loved the definitions and the wickedly funny Grandson's present joke. Thanks for acceptiong me as one of your blogging friends, it means a lot to me.
    Cheers Margaret

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at December 15, 2006 11:45 pm  

  • Well said Gwen.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at December 16, 2006 5:23 am  

  • LOL Now why didn't I ever think of those kind of answers for not doing any housecleaning????? hehe

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at December 16, 2006 10:50 am  

  • Hi Mate
    Like your house cleaning rules. But I know you dont practice what you preach. Cobwebs and spiders Oh dear not a good topic. Hahahaha. Take Care see you soon Jan.

    By Blogger Jeanette, at December 16, 2006 1:53 pm  

  • Hmmmm, they look like my house cleaning rules ... truly !!!
    Wonderful list, Gwen, thanks for sharing.
    Take care, Meow

    By Blogger Meow, at December 16, 2006 6:44 pm  

  • Oooh, it seems Blogger is letting us post comments on Beta blogs again !! Yay.

    By Blogger Meow, at December 16, 2006 6:45 pm  

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