"L.O.L"
In Truth..A Good Choice for Georgie Boy...
George Bush has a heart attack and dies Obviously,he goes to hell
where the devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do,"says the devil your'e on my list but have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here,so I'm going to let some-one else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you,Ill let one of them go,
but you have to take their place."I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he ageed.
The devil opened the first room,in it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.
He kept diving in and out,over and over such was his fate in hell.
"NO"George said.."I dont think so I'm not a good swimmer and dont think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room,in it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full
of rocks.
All he did was swing the hammer,time after time.
"NO!"I've got this problem with my shoulder,I would be in constant agony if all I could
do was break rocks all day" commented George.
The devil opened a third door, in it George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor his arms staked
over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,"Yeah,I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said..."OK,Monica,your'e free to go!"
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DO YOU KNOW "ARRY" AWKINS
Two women met in a London street and one said to the other.Do you know "ARRY" Awkins
do I know "ARRY" AWKINS.Why it was only the other night my old man said to me: Go and get
a jug of beer!And who do you think I met? Why,"ARRY" AWKINS,and before I could say
Trafalgar Square he grabs me by the a..se,shoves me under a tree, downs me, ins me,outs me,
wipes his tally-whacker on me petticoat,drinks the old man's beer,p...es in the jug and walks
off whistling God Save the Queen-and you ask me if I know "ARRY" Awkins."
BLIMEY!!
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posted by Gwen at
9:47 pm
10 Comments:
Gday mate
Good jokes still laughing at Arry Awkins. Blimey.
See you soon Jan
By
Jeanette, at October 29, 2006 1:39 am
LOL oh my, how I love the George Bush one!! hehe Have got to remember that one!!
By
Carole Burant, at October 29, 2006 10:21 am
Arry Hawkins??? Did I miss something... It must be an old peoples joke...
te he he ..... lol
See you on the tenth. What do you drink?
By
Gazza, at October 29, 2006 10:52 pm
Very funny,particularly the George Bush one.
Cheers Margaret
By
Anonymous, at October 30, 2006 1:21 am
They say you've got to watch that "ARRY" AWKINS! "Left knee hearts" are desireable in times like this.
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By
Jim, at October 30, 2006 10:14 am
LOooove the George Bush joke, Gwen, very very funny. Also love the bare bum pic ... too cute !!
Hope you have a wonderful week.
Take care, Meow
By
Meow (aka Connie), at October 30, 2006 11:03 am
Good jokes mate, had a giggle.
And GARY she drinks anything thats going, but does favour a scotch or brandy "3 finger" measures !!!!
Cazz
xxooxx
By
Cazz, at October 30, 2006 2:36 pm
Hi Gwen,
I got the first one, ha ha on our pres, but the last one I'm sorry I didn't get.
Janice~
By
Janice Seagraves, at November 01, 2006 4:24 am
Hi Gwen Liked the surprise ending of the George Bush joke. Thanks for your comments, glad you enjoyed the jokes.
I am keeping well Gwen, Thanks for asking, and I hope you are too. Take care, Merle.
By
Anonymous, at November 02, 2006 2:04 pm
Hi Gwen ... good laughs, thanks
:-)
Della
By
DellaB, at November 02, 2006 4:51 pm
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