"SENIORS"

What are seniors worth?...Remember,old folks are worth a fortune-
with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth,stones in their kidney,
lead in their feet and gas in their stomaches.

I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes
have come into mylife. Frankly,I have become a frivolous old girl,
i'm seeing five gentleman every day.

As soon as I wake up Will Power helps me out of bed.ThenI go to
see John, Next it's time for Uncle Toby to come along, followed
by Billy T.

They leave and Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day,
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day i'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Johnny Walker,
What a life! Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
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P.S...The preacher came to call the other day, he said at my age I should
be thinking about the hereafter.
I told him, Oh I do, all the time!No matter where I am, if I'm in the parlour,
upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself: Now what am I here after?.

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"SENIORS ARE LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS"....
Hearing Aids, Band Aids ,Roll Aids, Walking Aids,
Medical Aids, Goverment Aids,
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Most of all:
Monetary Aids To Their Kids!!

The golden years have come at last
I cannot see, I cannot pee.
I cannot chew, I cannot skrew.
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks.
No sense of smell, I look like hell.
My body is drooping, got trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last,
The golden years can kiss my ASS!!!
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