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Monday, January 01, 2007

"NEW YEAR STARTS"


"PEST CONTROL"
woman was having a passionate affair with
an inspector from a pest control company.

One afternoon they were
carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"QUICK," said the woman to her lover,"into the closet!"and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet."Who are you?"he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,"said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?"the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.
"And where are your clothes?"asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said...."Those little b......s."

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"THE BROTHEL TRIP"

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night.

Surprised,she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.
"I'm 90 years old," he says."90" replies the woman.

"Dont you realize you've had it?" "Oh, sorry," says the old man.
"How much do I owe you?"
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16 Comments:

  • Hello Gwen, you're starting off the year in fine form. Very funny jokes.
    Cheers Margaret

    By Blogger Margaret, at January 01, 2007 11:14 pm  

  • Hi Gwen ~ I agree with Margaret, the jokes were funny. Thanks for the New Year wishes, and I hope that you and your family have a happy and healthy
    New Year in 2007. Take care, Love,
    Merle. "Always" is a lovely song.

    By Blogger Merle, at January 01, 2007 11:32 pm  

  • Cute jokes Gwen!
    Happy New Year!
    My Mom loved this song...

    By Blogger Susie, at January 02, 2007 2:01 am  

  • Hi Gwen,

    Oh, your bad!

    Happy New year!

    Janice~

    By Blogger Janice, at January 02, 2007 10:20 am  

  • Happy New Year to you and yours, dear Gwen! I'm so glad our paths crossed in this big wide world of blogging and I so look forward to future posts and comments:-) Much love xoxo

    By Blogger PEA, at January 02, 2007 10:50 am  

  • Hi Margaret..
    Glad you liked jokes,yes I'm in pretty good form, but after xmas
    "OH" the shape has suffered.

    Hi Susie..
    Thanks for the visit,glad you enjoyed jokes and your MOTHER loved the song.

    Hi Janice..
    You were right,I'm bad but nice.

    Hi Dear Pea..
    Thanks for the visit and your kind words,I'm also glad we met.
    Talk again soon xx

    By Blogger Gwen, at January 02, 2007 11:05 pm  

  • Hey Gwen,

    I havent forgotten about you, not like someone I know... you left too early today, just finishing of with a Bailies.

    Have a good one and see u tomorrow no doubt.

    Luv Jo xoxoxoxo

    By Blogger LittleJen, at January 02, 2007 11:23 pm  

  • Hi Mate
    Looks like Joanne's got here before me there all just gone to bed so just come on for a min while i finish off the night with a cuppa.Had a laugh at the jokes and love your Bugs. Take care see you tomorrow Janxxx

    By Blogger Jeanette, at January 03, 2007 12:06 am  

  • LOL!!!To cute.

    By Blogger lori, at January 03, 2007 9:51 am  

  • Dear Gwen ~~ Thanks for your visit. If only we ALL had known what we know now at 21, wonder what changes we may have made. I was already married with a year old son, wouldn't change that one. I like all your music,
    Unforgettable is nice, but Always if my fave.Take care and stay well Gwen.
    Love, Merle.

    By Blogger Merle, at January 03, 2007 12:36 pm  

  • Hi Gwen -- Happy New Year -- I see you are off to a good start.
    ..

    By Blogger Jim, at January 03, 2007 2:38 pm  

  • Hi Merle..
    I was on the way with my 1st and when all's said and done, I dont think I wouls have changed much.
    Stay Well Merle xx

    Hi Jim..
    It's not the start so much as the finish Ha!Ha!talk again soon.

    Hi Little Jen..
    I never thought for one minute ou would forget e xx

    Hi Mate..
    You can't always be first,it's about time you got off the hard stuff see you soon.xx

    By Blogger Gwen, at January 03, 2007 2:59 pm  

  • Great tales - I know to come here for a giggle whenever I need it.

    Happy New Year.

    By Blogger Tanya, at January 05, 2007 12:00 am  

  • Hi Tanya..
    Thanks for the visit,glad you get a laugh from me when you need it.
    Just incase I neglected to say "HAPPY NEW YEAR" here it is!!

    By Blogger Gwen, at January 05, 2007 12:24 am  

  • Ha ha - you're a right 'un you are gwen.

    By Blogger UKBob, at January 07, 2007 10:49 am  

  • Hi Gwen,
    Hope you have been having a great 2007 so far.
    Take care, Meow

    By Blogger Meow, at January 08, 2007 8:50 pm  

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