BACK HOME

Hi All,well I'm home from Melb.

I had my camera with me while I was away,you may not believe me but never had it out of the case.

Thank god for friends, on my return home Jen picked me up and took photos shown here.

Thomas our cat was pleased to see me
After his cuddle {Thomas's} we had a cuppa and just talked,Jen was still here but dont know where she was hiding.

Hope to tell you all about the trip in my next post,but without pics it's not the same.

I must get off my butt and get back into the swing of things.

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Reflections!

One day, in the confessional, a man said to the priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.

I've sinned: I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest told the sinner, "Don't do it any more.

If you repent you are forgiven. Go and say three Hail Mary's." Not long after, another man entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've sinned:

I've had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asked, "Now, who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replied.

"Very well," said the priest. "Don't do it any more. If you repent you are forgiven. Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

The next morning in church, the priest was preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman entered the church.

All the men'seyes followed her as she slowly moved up the aisle and sat down in the front row. Her dress was green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasped quietly as the woman sat down with her knees slightly spread apart (Sharon Stone Style). The priest turned to the altar boy and asked in a whisper, "Is that Fannie Green?" The altar boy replied, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes".